Train travel Malaysian style.
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009What can I say about the train from Singapore to KL? Well, I’ll tell you right now, I thought it would be like long distance trains in China but nuh uh. No way. In China the bunks are perpendicular to the hall, they turn the lights off and there is space to put your bags. The ride is mostly smooth and the air conditioning works. There is somewhere to sit besides the bunks and surprisingly often, the whole car doesn’t smell like piss. This train was almost the opposite of a Chinese train.
My ticket was for a top bunk, that was all there was left, which means there was nowhere for my bags to go - and I had a lot of luggage. Luckily a Malaysian gent offered to switch with me, jackpot! Later when he learned that the top bunks were cheaper he almost asked me for his $6 back, but instead detailed to me his love of Germany, and asked if I knew where to buy a metre tall crystal Statue of Liberty. I didn’t want any of my money going to that atrocity, so I kept quiet nodding and smiling serenely, even when he stumbled onto the topic of ‘Conspiracy Theories’. This train stops at the Singapore/Malaysian border and everyone on board has to get off and get some passport stamp or other and then get back on, which meant I couldn’t go to sleep as I so dearly wanted to, and clearly needed. Instead I listened to this crazy man tell me that the jews had enjoyed World War II because it made them rich (I’m sure), that China lets Taiwan be because Taiwan has money. I was silently pleased when he slipped into speaking Chinese to the man across the way who had only one big toe. I listened dutifully when he started to hum classical music and made knowing comments when he switched back to english to shout the names of Australian Celebrities to me. “Nicole Kidman!”, “yeah, she sure is Australian”.
We parted ways at KL Sentral, where in a daze I started out to find my hotel with no local money, and without getting my passport stamped. Hooray for me!
















